adult life is leaving your sex toys scattered in your room, without any care in the world if anyone is going to notice them or not

whiskeywhitemage:

striderscribe:

will my subway PLEASE change their sign

god i wish that were me

a mood

communitygardens:

xenosagaepisodeone:

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

enchntedx:

me: [listens to own playlist]

me: fucking masterpiece